Today Leon bought me a box of Krispy Kreme from Sydney (apparently they've opened up a store in the airport now). A couple of doughnuts later, I noticed this on the box:

Seriously, what the hell? Since when can people start telling me what I can and can't do with my own freakin' doughnuts? Has the 'all your base are belong to us' style of software licensing been extended to foodstuffs now? He didn't say anything about having to sign some sort of doughnut-exclusivity contract.

Or, more correctly, "Leon's own freakin' doughnuts".